I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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