talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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