You really coming over, don't trick.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I could fuck to npr.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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