I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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