Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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