There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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