Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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