are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
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You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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