Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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