He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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