Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i just google imaged poop.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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