just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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