Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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