I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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