Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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