we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
