Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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