Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I wish there were birth control emojis
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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