First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Randomize
