the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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