forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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