its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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