I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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