she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I have post one night stand depression
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