This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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