i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
