The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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