as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
where am i from again
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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