just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Randomize