And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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