Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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