It was confusing and full of hummus
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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