Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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