i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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