their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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