That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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