my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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