He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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