i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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