Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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