So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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