Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
two words...techno handjob
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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