Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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