I must be too annoying 4 u.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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