I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
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I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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