This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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