big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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