Sry I called you an 8
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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