The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think my mom watched the whole time
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize