Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Randomize
