didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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