And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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