Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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