Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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